Best Tweet Ever: Tom Cruise Shaves His Beard

If reports are true, Tom Cruise is soon to be single again for the third time. No details have been released yet on the cause of his divorce to Katie Holmes, but our Gaysayer Twitter feed certainly has some theories. And we stress, these are theories, by comedians. That's practically a list of delusions.

By the way, for new jokes every day from LGBT comedians and their straight allies, join the more than 5,800 people already following @gaysayer on Twitter.

NEWS UPDATE: The reason for Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes getting divorced has not come out yet.
-- Sixth Form Poet (@sixthformpoet) June 29, 2012

\u201cSomewhere in outer space, John Travolta is preparing a marital bed.\u201d
— Jami Smith (@Jami Smith) 1341008016

\u201cKatie had her reasons for filing for divorce. I figured it was vacation related: she got tired of always having to go on a gay Cruise.\u201d
— Jimi Mack (@Jimi Mack) 1341003124

\u201cNow, will Tom or Katie get custody of the lie?\u201d
— Louis Virtel (@Louis Virtel) 1341002659

\u201cCNN: Katie Holmes hostage situation ends.\u201d
— Neal Brennan (@Neal Brennan) 1341003374

\u201cTom Cruise's prenup lets him keep his money, the kids and Katie Holmes.\u201d
— Anthony Jeselnik (@Anthony Jeselnik) 1341000721

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