WATCH: 'Is Peter Pan Straight or a Lesbian?'

Please call her Peetah!

Emmy-nominated 30 Rock alum Jane Krakowski (and did she mention her Tony Award?) stars in this hilarious "leaked audition tape" for NBC's Peter Pan Live! from the folks at Funny or Die, including out writer Bryan Safi and out actor John Early.

"Do Peter and Wendy ever get together?" Krakowski asks. "And would that make Peter straight or a lesbian? Because I'm cool with whatever."

How Girls star Allison Williams booked the role of the pixie dust addict, we'll never know.

Before watching Thursday's live musical broadcast, executive-produced by out duo Craig Zadan and Neil Meron, check out the Funny or Die clip below.