The Best Twitter Takes on Gay Captain America, Lesbian Elsa

Twitter may have thought #givecaptainamericaaboyfriend and #giveelsaagirlfriend were fun distractions, but we took it very seriously -- we want to see these movie icons on our team! For starters, GLAAD called out Disney in its annual Studio Accountability Index for having exactly zero LGBT characters in its movies. Apparently, though, we're not the only ones so vested in the love lives of fictional characters. Here's our favorite social media longing:

Stephen Colbert's Late Show is already trying to guess who Cap's new boyfriend will be. Is there a Captain Brazil?

\u201cWhich lucky man should be Captain America's new boo? #GiveCaptainAmericaABoyfriend #LSSC\u201d
— The Late Show (@The Late Show) 1464234097

The day after #givecaptainamericaaboyfriend started trending, Marvel comics revealed Captain America to be an agent of the evil Hydra instead. The Nerdist replaces his instantly-infamous "Hail Hydra" with the sentence fans really wanted.

\u201cHey #CaptainAmerica fans, we fixed things for you. \ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8#GiveCaptainAmericaABoyfriend\u201d
— Nerdist (@Nerdist) 1464209130

Patton Oswalt's comedian brother Matt gets to the root of the real question we all have about this issue. What do you think?

\u201chope they #GiveCaptainAmericaABoyfriend to finally settle 40-year debate between Patton and I on whether Captain America is a top or bottom\u201d
— Matt Oswalt (@Matt Oswalt) 1464126152

This Disney enthusiast points out the problem with a major argument against #giveelsaagirlfriend:

\u201cLmao at the people saying #GiveElsaAGirlfriend will turn kids gay, yeah cause all other Disney films turned me straight \ud83d\udc80#nicetry\u201d
— \ud83d\udea8abbaga\ud83d\udea8 (@\ud83d\udea8abbaga\ud83d\udea8) 1464156442

Melanie Gorsalitz pitches the Frozen/Rent crossover we didn't know we needed.

E! Online editor Jenna Mullins points out that maybe the whole discussion is moot. (Do they hold hands in this gif? Let's go with they hold hands.)

\u201cI would be more supportive of the #GiveCaptainAmericaaBoyfriend campaign if he didn't already have one\u201d
— Jenna Quigley (@Jenna Quigley) 1464112735

Chris Hardwick gets a bunch of jokes in on the idea on his Comedy Central show @midnight. "No word who will voice the couple's matching French bulldogs."