Satirist Jon
Stewart is sitting in a cushy white chair in a small,
windowless room in the Kodak Theatre known as Dressing Room
3. It is spare other than a laptop on a table and
dozens of bottles of water atop a tiny fridge. Stewart
is taking a brief break before going back to ''the
refinery,'' which is how he describes crafting material for
the Academy Awards show with the writing team from his
Daily Show mock newscast.
He and seven
others have been working furiously since the Writers Guild
of America strike ended last week. Now they must create
hours' worth of comedy in just one week for the Oscar
telecast, the world's most-watched entertainment show.
''It's not so
much drill-sergeanting or putting people on some sort of
caffeinated treadmill,'' he says. ''You just have less
time.''
The 45-year-old
faux pundit hosted the Oscars two years ago, so he knows
what to expect. Still, it is ''disorienting'' to work in Los
Angeles rather than in his native New York. ''In New
York I have windows,'' he says.
So why step out
of the comfort zone of his Comedy Central hit, The Daily
Show With Jon Stewart, into Hollywood's fickle
glare?
''This is an
exercise in throwing yourself into the coldest water you
think you can handle,'' he says. ''It's just having an
incredibly different challenge.''
The Associated
Press gave Stewart another challenge Wednesday: a game of
free association. We offered bits from current events and
the year's nominated films and asked the comedian for
his quickest responses. Here are the results:
-- Javier
Bardem's haircut in No Country for Old Men:
''You never expect a psychopath to have the Dorothy Hamill
wedge.''
-- The Writers
Guild of America: ''Nothing like the writers guild of
Argentina.''
-- British period
drama: ''British semicolon drama.''
-- Corrupt
corporations: ''Somebody's got to sign the check.''
-- George
Clooney: ''Dreamboat.''
-- The female Bob
Dylan: ''The male Joan Baez.''
-- The nation's
first black president: ''Is that including 24?''
-- The nation's
44th white-guy president: ''Anybody can grow up to be
president, but not really.''
-- Joan Rivers is
not on the Oscar red carpet this year: ''And yet she's
made out of the same material.''
-- Nobody has
seen this year's movies: ''I have screeners.''
-- The
transformative power of the mustache: ''It's not just for
'70s gay people anymore.''
-- Edith Piaf:
''She's no Yma Sumac.''
-- Three days
until the Oscars: ''What?! Why am I talking to you?!''
(Sandy Cohen, AP)