Best Tweet Ever: Chris Christie Sucks Down a Cannoli

\u201cUntil sushi learns to grab the back of my head, I'm not eating it.\u201d

— Jami Smith (@Jami Smith) 1329422048

\u201cI've got "Boring" in tonight's Oscar pool!\u201d

— - (@-) 1330276120

\u201cIs your white iPhone doing enough to tell the world that you're a difficult person?\u201d

— Alison Agosti (@Alison Agosti) 1329624959

\u201cI wonder if Adele looks up directions on Google Earf.\u201d

— hipstermermaid (@hipstermermaid) 1329175043

\u201cSeeing is believing. Unless, of course, you believe in Me.\u201d

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