Best Tweet Ever Reimagines the Green Lantern

Every week, The Advocate's Jami Smith brings you the top 10 tweets from LGBT comedians and their straight allies. But we do this every day on Twitter. Join the almost 5,400 people who already follow @gaysayer on Twitter.

And now a post from your host:

\u201cSometimes life doesn't hand you lemons. Sometimes you steal them off the bar because you're drunk and you do stupid shit.\u201d
— Jami Smith (@Jami Smith) 1337787900

Number 10:

\u201cWhen my great-grandparents sacrificed everything to move to America, do you think they knew how many boys I'd be kissing?\u201d
— Chris Schleicher (@Chris Schleicher) 1338584478

Number 9:

\u201cA show about a vampire glee club's exploits in 1960's New York. You're welcome, Hollywood.\u201d
— Mary Charlene (@Mary Charlene) 1338391789

Number 8:

\u201cI would like to see Donald Trump's wives' birth certificates.\u201d
— Elayne Let Everyone Vote Boosler (@Elayne Let Everyone Vote Boosler) 1338575926

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Number 6:

\u201c"Keep your crimp hand strong" ~ 80s Hair Stylists\u201d
— Don (@Don) 1328248312

Number 5:

\u201c"Always be yourself." - sage advice from the Kristen Stewart School of Acting\u201d
— Matt Allard (@Matt Allard) 1338443564

Number 4:

"99 problems but an itch ain't one" - Vagisil
-- Big Gay Ferris Wheel (@SodomyClown) June 1, 2012

Number 3:

\u201c"Bitch, I can't read social cues!" - someone with Sassperger's Syndrome\u201d
— Louis Virtel (@Louis Virtel) 1337825248

Number 2:

\u201cFirst X-Men gay wedding, then Green Lantern comes out. What's next, Wonder Woman riding in The Invisible U-Haul?\u201d
— Dave Rubin (@Dave Rubin) 1338586084

Number 1, Best Tweet Ever:

\u201cI don't care that The Green Lantern is gay, but I think it's ridiculous that he now wants to be called The Juniper Chandelier.\u201d
— Jenny Johnson (@Jenny Johnson) 1338583706