Best Tweet Ever: A New Slogan for Gay Marriage

\u201cI keep bumping into women at this crowded parade and calling it sex later on the phone with my friends.\u201d

— Jami Smith (@Jami Smith) 1340499789

\u201cI wonder if Target carries those L-shaped sheets that people on TV have sex under.\u201d

— Hugh Morris (@Hugh Morris) 1340088275

\u201cBefore the word "celebutante," I wasted so much time trying to refer to celebrity debutantes.\u201d

— Chris Schleicher (@Chris Schleicher) 1339609568

\u201cMasturbation is a perfectly normal part of human life just not on Channing Tatum's front porch according to my arresting officer\u201d

— Zack (@Zack) 1340151593

\u201cWhat do we want?\nTime Travel!\nWhen do we want it?\nThat's irrelevant!\u201d

— Craving (@Craving) 1337277100

\u201cI feel sorry for the gay couple named Adam & Steve.\u201d

— PhilLaysheO (@PhilLaysheO) 1340479928

\u201cThere's one other person in this theater besides me. Thought I would break the ice so I shouted, "LONELINESS, HUH?!" He ignored me.\u201d

— Mary Charlene (@Mary Charlene) 1340479403

\u201cGay marriage. If Dick Cheney can handle it, so can you.\u201d

— L O L G O P (@L O L G O P) 1340482060