Gaysayer: Our Favorite Tweets From The DNC

\u201cCall me a radical, but I think we'd all like it if Obama addressed the nation as "girl." #DNC\u201d

— Louis Virtel (@Louis Virtel) 1346984888

\u201cIs it me or are Michelle and Jill in different seats every night? Are they buying scalped tickets?\n\n#DNC\u201d

— Marcia Gay Hard-On (@Marcia Gay Hard-On) 1346981918

\u201cI LOVE YOU MAN OPRAH! #dnc\u201d

— brendan (@brendan) 1346986978

\u201c"Honey, get in here! The chair's on TV and it's yelling!" -- Clint Eastwood, right now\u201d

— Patton Oswalt (@Patton Oswalt) 1346985743

\u201cEven lesbians will be fantasizing about this Clinton tonight.\u201d

— Jami Smith (@Jami Smith) 1346901567

\u201cREMINDER: Joe Biden is the first American vice-president in 11 years who hasn't shot a friend in the face. https://t.co/PIsRDRp7\u201d

— The National Memo (@The National Memo) 1346983968

\u201c"(Earnest whispers). (Murmur, murmur). (INSPIRATIONAL SCREAMING AND YELLING)!" - Joe Biden #DNC2012\u201d

— Dick Rentals (@Dick Rentals) 1346983784

\u201cRick Perry says "Arithmetic is just one theory that's out there, like global warming or evolution."\u201d

— Top Conservative Cat (cat/cat) (@Top Conservative Cat (cat/cat)) 1346936241

\u201cJoe Biden has \u201cRemember: no slavery stuff\u201d written on one hand and \u201cUnless it\u2019s REALLY funny\u201d written on the other. #DNC\u201d

— Chase Mitchell (@Chase Mitchell) 1346974458

\u201cI don't need to watch the debates, I read a bumper sticker the other day that totally convinced me\u201d

— Megan Amram (@Megan Amram) 1346962587