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Best Tweet Ever: Breaking Bieber News Has Us Distracted
Each week, we round up the most hilarious tweets for your amazement.
This week, we rejoice in the reelection of our president, we honor our veteran troops, but most importantly, we mourn America's most tragic loss -- the break up of Justin Beiber and Selena Gomez. Here are our favorite Twitter jokes of the week.
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\u201cAlmost went to the gym before I remembered that lesbians don't give a shit and got a cat instead.\u201d— Jami Smith (@Jami Smith) 1352480184
Number 10:
\u201cBREAKING: Taco Bell's are popping up everywhere in Colorado\u201d— The Fake CNN (@The Fake CNN) 1352416799
Number 9:
\u201cJust once I want John Corbett to slip in a "YOU BROKE MY HEART!" into an Applebee's ad\u201d— Sara Schaefer (@Sara Schaefer) 1352476892
Number 8:
I walked by an empty chair and hugged President Obama.
-- Solomon Georgio (@solomongeorgio) November 8, 2012
Number 7:
\u201cJustin Bieber and Selena Gomez broke up. I bet Selena pulls an Anne Heche and goes back to dating guys.\u201d— Jenny Johnson (@Jenny Johnson) 1352524612
Number 6:
\u201cPorn actors have to wear condoms? Now we'll get to watch porn stars struggle with something besides their life choices.\u201d— mark normand (@mark normand) 1352495300
Number 5:
\u201cI'm kind of pissed at how adorable One Direction is.\n\nBack in MY day? \n\nWe had Joey Fucking Fatone.\u201d— Frank Lowe (@Frank Lowe) 1352477172
Number 4:
\u201cShock, rage, displaced rage, seething hate, learn nothing: The 5 Stages of FOX Grief.\u201d— John Fugelsang (@John Fugelsang) 1352430650
Number 3:
My dog is so depressed cuz he has to deal with Obama for 28 more years..
-- Teewee (@Wussawilla)November 9, 2012
Number 2:
Number 1, Best Tweet Ever:
\u201cFox News: Announcement of Bieber-Gomez split specifically timed to distract teenagers from Benghazi #biebergate\u201d— @TheDailyEdge on Universeodon (@@TheDailyEdge on Universeodon) 1352615083
