Lindsay Lohan's Punch Begets Twitter Punchlines

In the sport that has become watching the life of actress Lindsay Lohan, there is fresh news for Twitter to play with. Multiple media outlets are reporting that Lohan was arrested again on Thursday, this time for repeatedly punching another woman in the face.

It all happened at the club Avenue in Manhattan's Chelsea neighborhood, according to Reuters. The victim suffered "minor, minor injuries," said a police spokesman quoted in almost every story. But that led to a third-degree misdemeanor assault charge.

Twitter had already been not-so-gently teasing Lohan for her widely panned performance in TV movie "Liz & Dick" on Lifetime. So these last few days haven't been so good for the star, who once had a very public relationship with DJ Samantha Ronson.

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