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Yes, we are aware the Ravens come from a new state for marriage equality, Beyonce sort of surprised everyone with a brief Destiny's Child reunion, and that the 49er who blurted he didn't want any gays on his team is probably sulking because uber-gay-friendly Brendon Ayanbadejo has a Super Bowl ring. It's all below.
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Number 10:
\u201cRavens: shant\u00e9, you stay.\n\n49ers: now sashay AWAY.\n\n#gaybowlXLVII\u201d— Frank Lowe (@Frank Lowe) 1359949507
Number 9:
\u201cDear Chris Culliver: It Gets Better.\n#SuperBowl\u201d— Sampson (@Sampson) 1359949808
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Number 6:
\u201cThank God Stevie didn't see that Bud commercial.\u201d— Wanda Sykes (@Wanda Sykes) 1359937481
Number 5:
\u201cIf a bunch of old-timey prospectors battled a bunch of Edgar Allen Poe birds, I'd be sincerely invested\u201d— Aparna Nancherla (@Aparna Nancherla) 1359944615
Number 4:
\u201cMadonna's sitting in her nursing home and just threw her cane at the tv. #halftimeshow\u201d— Ronn Vigh (@Ronn Vigh) 1359940448
Number 3:
\u201c"I've done my part. Now please never call me again." - Beyonce to the rest of Destiny's Child in 10 minutes\u201d— Mike Drucker (@Mike Drucker) 1359940808
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Number 1, Best Tweet Ever:
\u201cHolla to all my girls out there who have chosen their team exclusively based on jersey fonts\u201d— Sara Schaefer (@Sara Schaefer) 1359935058
