Blanche Week! Vote For the Best Anderson Jab

\u201cI love wearing tight tshirts in dangerous areas, or as I call it "Anderson Coopering". #StevieTV\u201d

— Susan Seranwrap (@Susan Seranwrap) 1369879988

\u201cTrying to seduce #AndersonCooper by shaving my pubes in to something he can't resist; a "Gaza" strip. #StevieTV\u201d

— Luigi Mancini (@Luigi Mancini) 1369883423

\u201cAnderson Cooper is proof that even good-looking Yale-educated sons of heiresses can be successful. #greatrolemodels #StevieTV\u201d

— Breach of Close (@Breach of Close) 1369908166

\u201c"No man will ever look as good in Gloria Vanderbilt genes as Anderson Cooper" \n#StevieTV\u201d

— Phillip Lawson (@Phillip Lawson) 1369878753

\u201cThanks to Anderson Cooper, I no longer have to choose between a news update on the Syrian conflict and touching myself... #StevieTV\u201d

— RJ Aguiar, not Elon Musk (@RJ Aguiar, not Elon Musk) 1369854426

\u201cAnderson Cooper is so gay, nobody wonders if the carpet matches the drapes. OF COURSE THEY MATCH. #StevieTV\u201d

— Against Bolsonaro (@Against Bolsonaro) 1369777903

\u201cIt took Anderson Cooper so long to come out that he hosted an Extreme Home Makeover for the inside of his closet. #StevieTV\u201d

— Zack (@Zack) 1369779155