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These Four College Dudes Are More Obsessed with Ellen Than You

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Everyone loves Ellen, even straight guys with washboard abs.


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It turns out that Ellen isn't just popular with the ladies.

These four straight college buddies who call themselves "The Cream Pies" also seem smitten enough to write a love song worthy of her attention. Their adoration led them all the way to a live performance on her show.

Check out these adoring lyrics to "We Love You Ellen"...

"January 26th is your birthday so go get ready. We gonna hit the club and I'm inviting your mom Betty."

"I cook. I clean. I do the dishes. Portia doesn't need to know that you're my secret missus."

"Beautiful Cover Girl. Animal lover girl."

Watch both the music video and live performance below:

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