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Modern Family Director Live-Tweets a Plane Passenger's Drunken Meltdown
Modern Family Director Live-Tweets a Plane Passenger's Drunken Meltdown
This Modern Family director's tweets about her drunken seat mate is better than any sitcom on TV.
Sitting behind a belligerently drunk passenger on a three-hour flight is a special kind of torture that actually happened to Modern Family director and editor Ryan Case. Luckily for her Twitter followers, she captured every excruciating moment. In over 60 tweets, Case chronicled "the worst person in the world's" every drunken move -- including name-dropping David Guetta, making racially charged remarks to her seatmate and then promptly hitting on him, and forcing everyone around her to watch The Mysteries of Laura.
Case's tweets read like the most hilarious sitcom episode you will ever watch and even has a happy ending. The drunken passenger, Nadia, was eventually arrested.
Buckle up and enjoy the Twitter ride.
\u201cSitting behind the worst person in the world.\u201d— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411964327
\u201cShe was watching Hawaii 5.0 so loudly in her earphones that her seat mate asked her to turn it down. Worst move he ever made.\u201d— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411964403
\u201cShe apologized in the loudest, drunkest voice ever "SORRY ITS MY 1ST TIME NOT IN 1ST CLASS" & hasn't stopped talking since.\u201d— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411964503
\u201cI want to use mind control to make the flight attendant put tranquilizers in the double rum & coke she just ordered.\u201d— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411964584
\u201cShe keeps saying "I know David Guetta" in a prideful way.\u201d— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411964632
\u201cI'm tweeting this so one of you will fund my defense team at my eventual murder trial.\u201d— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411964696
\u201cYou guys, she goes to Vegas all the time and her table is always next to the DJ.\u201d— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411964813
\u201cAfter saying "MY ARAB FRIENDS" so many times she slurred "is that SO racist?" then kept on saying it\u201d— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411964901
\u201cShe missed her intended flight and ended up here. She has a window seat and I'm in a middle. The universe has wronged me.\u201d— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411965001
\u201cShe invited herself on her seat mate's Vegas trip.\u201d— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411965089
\u201cIt baffles her that her seat mate doesn't drink. She's GRILLING him about it and sloshing her drink at him and I think trying to bone him\u201d— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411965222
\u201c"I feel like in Dubai every car I sat in is a Range Rover." - this girl\u201d— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411965397
\u201cShe said "I have a very racist view of all Middle East." She's talking to a middle Eastern man, also mocking his accent.\u201d— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411965670
\u201cAfter awkward silence following a particularly racist comment miraculously came, "anyways am I talking your ear off?" & trying to bone again\u201d— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411965959
\u201cShe keeps trying to take his photo & claims he looks just like her friend who's GORGEOUS.\u201d— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411966559
\u201c97th time she's asked "YOU DONT DRINK DO YOU?!"\u201d— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411966621
\u201cI refuse to believe this girl has any friends.\u201d— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411966683
\u201cShe's throwing business cards at him.\u201d— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411966778
\u201c"Oh those are my Tom Fords."\u201d— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411966855
\u201cShe thought she lost her shoes then whooped loudly when she found them as if they weren't 6 inches in front of her.\u201d— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411967094
\u201cShe just went to the bathroom. My greatest hope is she passes out in there for the duration of the flight.\u201d— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411967157
\u201cI forgot the joy of silence there for a while.\u201d— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411967330
\u201cI can hear her trying to beg the flight attendant in back for something, undoubtedly world peace. I'm kidding it's vodka.\u201d— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411967523
\u201cFantasizing about the part in the movie Airplane! where passengers lined up with weapons. She's back.\u201d— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411967618
\u201cShe just returned with beer and made her seat mates listen to a toast. She calls them "buddy" now.\u201d— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411967696
\u201cDuring her time in the bathroom, she forgot if her seat mate drinks or not. Again.\u201d— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411967735
\u201cShe asked if he's ever been to Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills.\u201d— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411967887
\u201cShe said to him "ill take you. We can never be together but we'll be good friends." He has to be distraught.\u201d— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411967937
\u201cHer Hawaii 5.0 is back on. May it lull her into the deepest sleep a train wreck has ever known.\u201d— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411968007
\u201cNow she's cackling and clapping at The Mysteries of Laura.\u201d— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411969178
\u201cShe's taken control of her seat mate's TV and is making him watch The Mysteries of Laura.\u201d— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411969391
\u201cShe's listing all the things she wouldn't be allowed to do in her seat mate's country. She should go there if the list includes speaking.\u201d— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411969628
\u201cShe is taking 20 minutes to pay for her new drink. The flight attendant may rob me of the joy of this murder.\u201d— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411969855
\u201cShe's pointing stuff out to seat mate on the interactive map. "The only thing good here is Vegas."\u201d— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411970266
\u201cYou guys she just slipped up and revealed she's been married before and is freaking out now in the aftermath.\u201d— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411970302
\u201cSomeone married her.\u201d— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411970317
\u201cShe just kissed his neck twice. Look out.\u201d— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411970526
\u201cThe guy in front of her just shouted at her. He's a true hero.\u201d— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411970582
\u201cThe couple in front of her are shouting at her. She's slurring "what is first class? I've never been on it."\u201d— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411970755
\u201cShe called this guy's wife classless and "to shut the F up"\u201d— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411970788
\u201cShe called his wife a bitch. I don't think I'll have to kill her.\u201d— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411970816
\u201c"This is what the F happens when you don't fly first class." she shrieked.\u201d— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411970970
\u201cThe flight attendant is confronting her abt several complaints made about her and says if she has another incident she's calling authorities\u201d— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411971571
\u201cHer response was "they're not on my level anyway"\u201d— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411971619
\u201cThen she muttered "bitch" and it's getting very real\u201d— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411971662
\u201cShe's confronting the people in front of her again with many "shut the F ups". I can't wait to see her in cuffs.\u201d— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411971850
\u201cPolice are meeting the aircraft.\u201d— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411971883
\u201c"I'm not allowed to talk any more." she talked.\u201d— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411971969
\u201cI'm starting to think Abdul won't marry her!\u201d— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411971997
\u201cI think she's passed out on Abdul.\u201d— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411972357
\u201cWe've landed. She confirmed with Abdul that he has her digits. Don't hold your breath, Nadia. Her name is Nadia.\u201d— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411973830
\u201cShe's trying to use her phone but she's so wasted she doesn't realize the flashlight is on.\u201d— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411973985
\u201cGod only knows what she's texting her "friends"\u201d— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411974006
\u201cA police car just pulled up.\u201d— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411974041
\u201cLoud phone call. Surprising.\u201d— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411974181
4 cops are with her now.
\u201cThe amount of empty Titos vodka bottles under her seat was CHILLING.\u201d— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411974827
\u201cAbdul sits at baggage claim, naked and afraid, looking over his shoulder constantly. LOL\u201d— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411974938
\u201cNot to be too Nadia about this, but I wish Abdul could have a stiff drink right about now.\u201d— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411976031
\u201cA fellow passenger found and tweeted me this pic of #Nadia post everything. the Internet wins! https://t.co/QVPBtL68ki\u201d— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1412025897
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