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9 Tweets That Say What We're All Thinking About Last Night's Election Results
9 Tweets That Say What We're All Thinking About Last Night's Election Results
The GOP now has full control of Congress. Maybe a quick laugh will ease the pain.
The water cooler chatter at work might be a little more awkward this morning now that the Republicans have swept the midterm election. Perhaps you can keep these tweets in mind while you stare silently at a wall during your lunch break today.
\u201cRight now in a polling station near you there is a stupid person canceling out your vote.\u201d— God (Not a Parody, Actually God) (@God (Not a Parody, Actually God)) 1415117703
\u201cEARLY EXIT POLL: Joni Ernst winning 87% of voters who think President Obama was born in Benghazi.\u201d— L O L G O P (@L O L G O P) 1415118286
\u201cI brought a Tazer the office in case anyone wants to talk politics.\u201d— Jocelyn Plums (@Jocelyn Plums) 1415194769
I think the low voter turn out is most likely because there were no cancelled tv shows running for office.
-- Steve Amiri (@SteveAmiri) November 5, 2014\u201cGet ready for the GOP's new mantra: "Life starts at erection." #Election2014\u201d— Neal Broverman (@Neal Broverman) 1415157179
\u201cToday's we learned that the most dangerous airborne virus in America isn't Ebola, it's Amnesia.\u201d— John Fugelsang (@John Fugelsang) 1415152744
\u201cIf it makes you feel any better, I bet some celebrating Fox News anchors tried to dance tonight.\u201d— Louis Virtel (@Louis Virtel) 1415164511
\u201cInstead of saying "America has sent a message with her votes," Obama should be like "The cap on my red pen is coming #OFF motherfuckers."\u201d— rob delaney (@rob delaney) 1415179141
