10 Tweets That Perfectly Describe Your Family's Awkward Thanksgiving

\u201cWhy did the Fergusson decision have to come down 2 days before I have to make conversation with my parents for 4 days?\u201d

— Guy Branum (@Guy Branum) 1416904940

\u201cWaiting until everyone takes their first succulent bite of turkey to yell, "You're all racist" and storm out.\u201d

— Louis Virtel (@Louis Virtel) 1417139432

\u201cMissed Connection: My mother.\u201d

— Warren Holstein (@Warren Holstein) 1417276794

\u201cTo control the appetite on #Thanksgiving try drinking a full glass of water before the meal or ask my relatives to discuss race in America.\u201d

— Danny Zuker (@Danny Zuker) 1417118228

\u201cThe turkey is dry and overcooked. THANKS, OBAMA!!!!\u201d

— Top Conservative Cat (cat/cat) (@Top Conservative Cat (cat/cat)) 1417118734

\u201cCan't wait to go to my hometown bars tonight and see which Bruce Springsteen song everyone turned into.\u201d

— Louis Virtel (@Louis Virtel) 1417047531

\u201cFeel free to ignore your family until Christmas. You earned it.\u201d

— Warren Holstein (@Warren Holstein) 1417197904

\u201cIt's beginning to look a lot like Xanax\u201d

— scott linnen (@scott linnen) 1416286179