Merry Christmas From the LGBT Comedians of Twitter

\u201cI'm happy that boring people have Christmas Story marathons to look forward to\u201d

— danielle radford (@danielle radford) 1482643116

\u201cWell...Mommy and Mama Claus are gonna be up all night playing with Super Hero High...\u201d

— Amanda Deibert (@Amanda Deibert) 1482643021

\u201cRT if you're an angry gay that wants to steal Christmas\u201d

— Negroni Sprigatito w/ Poppers (@Negroni Sprigatito w/ Poppers) 1482501730

\u201cMerry Christmas from my family to yours.\u201d

— Ellen DeGeneres (@Ellen DeGeneres) 1482692736

\u201cI love subtly destroying Christmas at my conservative relatives' house. "I love Bing Crosby!" "Really? You must not be one of his kids."\u201d

— Louis Virtel (@Louis Virtel) 1482625182

\u201cmerry christmas to harry styles only\u201d

— Matt Bellassai (@Matt Bellassai) 1482624164

\u201cOn Christmas Eve, a billionaire wants credit for announcing he's done with charity work. Enjoy your visit from three ghosts tonight, Donald.\u201d

— Mark Harris (@Mark Harris) 1482616663

\u201cInstead of Merry Christmas just say, "Have you heard of @caseyafflecks sexual harassment charges?"\u201d

— \u00bfAnthony Desamito? (@\u00bfAnthony Desamito?) 1482611718

\u201cGotta pick out the right gifts at this store or else the cashier doll think I don't love my kids\u201d

— Brand New Year, Same Old Me \u2790 (@Brand New Year, Same Old Me \u2790) 1482535727

\u201cMerry Christmas Eve! You are valuable and lovable. Extra hugs to LGBT people who can't be themselves with their families. I love you \ud83c\udf84\u2603\ufe0f\ud83c\udf08\u201d

— Erika Hersteria (@Erika Hersteria) 1482629555