13 Tweets From @DonaldJGayTrump That Give Us Life

Someone has been tweeting as a bizarre hybrid of Donald Trump and every basic gay on Twitter, and now we want to find this person and make them keep tweeting every two minutes for the rest of forever. Somehow this fusion has added the gay love of all things fierce to the trollish and misspelled xenophobia of Trump's Twitter account, and the resulting discord is nothing short of surrealist genius. Check out some of our favorites below, and click over to Twitter to see the rest.

It's hard to truly hate foreigners when Orlando Bloom is in the world.

The straight Donald Trump would never be able to make this peak-top pun.

Glad we weren't the only ones yelling through the TV for one of her gay aides to grab her some hot lemon-and-honey water.

Of course a gay Donald Trump would be of two minds about Katy.

Please, Donny, we are trying to FORGET!

This account is making us confront our own prejudices.

Hashtag #Rigged.

Well, of course we have, but it's been a minute.

D. Gay Trump can have him. The Republican convention ruined him for us forever.

That's some shade.

Both things to lose sleep over.

Yasss, slay, first lady. Give us your speeches and arms.

Well, who here hasn't drunkenly sent this exact tweet?