The LGBT Comedians of Twitter React to the iPhone 7

\u201cthey can\u2019t fit a headphone jack but they *can* fit an entire crisper drawer for you to store fruits & vegetables?!? wtf iPhone 7!!!\u201d

— Tig Notaro (@Tig Notaro) 1473463307

\u201cApple customers freak out over the lack of a headphone jack in the new iPhone 7. https://t.co/4WSo7gcnjF\u201d

— The Daily Show (@The Daily Show) 1473347715

\u201cAre you excited for the new iPhone?? I can\u2019t hear you! I can\u2019t HEAR YOU!! Sorry, I think my #AirPods aren\u2019t working.\u201d

— Ellen DeGeneres (@Ellen DeGeneres) 1473360479

\u201cI don't even own the new iPhone yet but I can guarantee you I have already lost one of my AirPod ear buds.\u201d

— Jesse Tyler Ferguson (he/him/his) (@Jesse Tyler Ferguson (he/him/his)) 1473273544

\u201cSo glad Apple is committing to watches. Can't wait for the Apple Nose Ring and the Apple Shoulder Pads.\u201d

— Louis Virtel (@Louis Virtel) 1473272892

\u201cApple: For just $679, you can enter a new level of-\nMe: My phone dials random people when I sit on it.\nApple: [smiles, signals armed guards]\u201d

— Mark Harris (@Mark Harris) 1473285389

\u201cIt is homophobic if Apple doesn't point out that wireless earbuds are a great way to feel like Janet Jackson on tour.\u201d

— Louis Virtel (@Louis Virtel) 1473273895