LGBT Comedians Tweet Farewell to 2016, a.k.a. 'Utter Garbage'

\u201c2016 was a good year for me because I achieved a bunch of personal/professional goals and also the death of celebrities makes me cum.\u201d

— Keith Carey (@Keith Carey) 1483131786

\u201cAnyone else get the sense that George R.R. Martin wrote the screenplay for 2016?\u201d

— George Takei (@George Takei) 1483017802

\u201c2016, you were a lousy lay. I want my $20 back.\u201d

— Pandora Boxx (@Pandora Boxx) 1482989454

\u201c2016 normalized being "such a mess"\u201d

— Matt LeGrande (@Matt LeGrande) 1482957529

\u201c2016 is also the year we gave up on words having actual meaning. "alt right"... "fake news"... let's call it what it is: "Nazi""propaganda"\u201d

— Amanda Deibert (@Amanda Deibert) 1482938315

\u201c2016, I want to speak to your manager.\u201d

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\u201cIf 2016 gets any more devastating, Holly Hunter will play it in a miniseries.\u201d

— Louis Virtel (@Louis Virtel) 1482790758

\u201cWe need to stop pretending we get to start over next year. This isn't like when we voted for Taylor Hicks.\u201d

— Louis Virtel (@Louis Virtel) 1483033363

\u201c\u201cSausage Party\u201d & \u201cTrolls\u201d are the most important films of the year.\u201d

— RuPaul (@RuPaul) 1482930863

\u201cDamn we lost all the good gender-bending men this year. \n\nDudes: time to step up ur game. \n\nI need makeup, haircuts, thongs.\u201d

— Cameron Esposito (@Cameron Esposito) 1482714435

\u201cWonder if we'll ever look back on 2016 and think, "ah, the good old days..."\u201d

— Jane Lynch (@Jane Lynch) 1483139591

\u201cI totally understand 2017 will only be worse, but 2016 is utter garbage.\u201d

— Amanda Deibert (@Amanda Deibert) 1482709122

\u201c2017 is the year I start living beyond my means. The world is ending so it's caviar soda and gold-plated, jewel-encrusted vibrators for me!\u201d

— literally psyduck (@literally psyduck) 1482986107