Randy Rainbow Channels Dua Lipa: 'No Rules for Donald'

Only Rainbow could find something funny in an unstable president with unfettered power.

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Who knew the frump we call attorney general would pair so well with the latest gay icon? Randy Rainbow, of course. The gay comedian combined AG William Barr with Dua Lipa (currently enjoying gay Twitter accolades for her new disco track, "Physical"), and President Trump.

For "No Rules for Donald," Rainbow employs Lipa's massive 2017 hit, "New Rules." While Lipa sang about getting over a selfish boyfriend, Rainbow raps about an unshackled president enabled by his toady AG, who he considers his personal attorney.

"He's now doing anything he wants," Rainbow tells Barr in an "interview" with the crooked attorney general. "Interfering in criminal cases, firing key witnesses." There's a flatulence joke before the tune of Lipa's song creeps in:

"Donald Trump, he only plays by rules he wrote himself. He tells himself: One ignore the law, pretend the constitution isn't there anymore. Two, stick up for thugs, no matter what they're guilty of. Three, pick up the phone and pressure foreign governments to win your elections," Rainbow sings before creepy images of Republicans like Lindsey Graham and Susan Collins appear. "Till Republicans let you do it all again. There are no rules for Donald."

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