A Day in Gaylarious America

5:00 A.M., Nashville,Tenn.: Peter Depp is winning a one man pie eating contest.

10:00 A.M., Buffalo, N.Y.: Kristen Becker - snuggle time!

11:02 A.M., Los Angeles: Scott Backman is multitasking, driving and primping.

11:12 A.M.: H. Alan Scott is on OkCupid at chemo. "Hopefully I won't have to ask in a date, 'Does this taste funny or is it just my chemo?'"

11:35 A.M., Lake Tahoe, Calif.: Erin Foley tells us, "I had to go to Ross to buy a hat, a scarf, and some gloves before my shows at The Improv at Harvey's. We got seven inches of unexpected snow!"

12:00 P.M., West Hollywood, Calif.: Dana Goldberg is staying hydrated at the Annual Lesbian Field Day.

12:30 P.M., Los Angeles: Jason Dudey: "A little mani-pedi never hurt a stand up comedian. I need pretty hands to hold the mic and I work on my feet. It's a rough life."

1:00 P.M., Puerto Vallarta, Mexico: Brad Loekle judging the sandcastle competition as a 'bathing beauty' for Atlantis Events at The Hard Rock Hotel. "Why yes, that IS a banana in my bathing suit."

2:30 P.M., Atlanta: Shooting a sketch at Laughing Skull Lounge. Bob Place checks the shot, Ben Evans gets ready for his close up, and Ian Aber makes sure the scarf is tight.

3:14 P.M., Road trip to SF from LA: "My husband Jamison Hebert, my son Zion Joseph Hebert-Mapa and me." -- Alec Mapa

4:00 P.M., Rhode Island: "I was on my way to pick up my mother to take her to her cousin's memorial service and saw this woman walking her horse. It came up to the window and gave me a kiss!" -- Poppy Champlin

7:00 P.M., Hell's Kitchen, N.Y.: Adam Sank, preparing his award-winning quiche.

8:00 P.M., El Paso, Texas.: Thai Rivera performs at Comic Strip in El Paso during the night's first show.

8:15 P.M., New York City: Frank Liotti deals with a heckler at Caroline's on Broadway.

8:15 P.M., Nashville, Tenn.: Christy Eidson turns another guy gay. You're welcome world.

9:00 P.M., Dallas, Texas: Jeffrey Jay got appendicitis today and had to have emergency surgery. Feels great!

10:00 P.M., Somewhere in the Eastern Carribean: Jenny McNulty performs onboard Sweet Cruise Lines. It looks like most people are enjoying their vacation.

11:00 p.m., Los Angeles, Calif.: Chris Doucette offers a comedian's point of view at the LA Comedy Festival.

11:30 P.M., Dallas, Texas: Comic Alison Egert uses a designated driver after partying like a low-rent rockstar. She apologizes because "straight boy can't hang." Garrett Wilkerson pictured, right.

11:45 P.M., Brooklyn, N.Y. Jami Smith teaches her dog about the history of comedy. She only pays attention for the dirty jokes.