7 of JD Vance's most painfully awkward moments so far

1. That time he didn't know how to order a donut.

Enough said.

2. His weird egg claims.

Nothing says "I lie for a living" like claiming eggs cost $4 while standing in front of multiple signs saying otherwise.

3. Accidentally misgendering himself.

Republicans are way too obsessed with policing gender for us to let this one slide.

4. Say, is Robert F. Kennedy still alive?

Don't ask Vance, apparently.

5. Trying to own the libs by drinking Diet Mountain Dew.

...what?

6. Not knowing how to walk a dog.

7. Getting turned away from a sandwich shop.

Conservatives got big mad recently when Vance had to speak to his supporters in the parking lot of Primanti Bros in Pittsburgh, Pa., after initially getting turned away from the restaurant itself.

As entertaining as it is to watch Vance humiliate himself, we'd still much rather just never hear from him again—something the employees of the small businesses he keeps dropping in on can probably relate to.