Unveiling the stealthy, steamy mystery of 'ninja lesbians'

What is a ninja lesbian?

So what are these lesbians of myth and mystery known as the “ninja lesbian”? Quite simply, according toUrban Dictionary, ninja lesbians are queer women who “look completely straight until WA-BAM, she's checking out your boobs and listening to Melissa Etheridge.”

In other, less dude-bro terms, ninja lesbians are usually high femme Sapphics whose personal style and aesthetics are such that they can go stealth and blend in with straight culture.

That makes sense, right?

How was the term "ninja lesbian" popularized?

While the exact origin of the term has been to the sands of time and algorithms of the internet, the popularity of the term surged last year following an episode of the I’ve Had It podcast which discussed the existence of ninja lesbians.

In the Feb. 23, 2023 episode entitled, appropriately, “Ninja Lesbians,” hosts Jennifer Welch and Angie "Pumps" Sullivan discuss a message they receive from a listener named Tammy M who has called in to say that she has “had it” with straight people appropriating the term “partner.”

Tammy M goes on to explain that her partner is a ninja lesbian, “super feminine so she walks amongst the straights completely undetected.” Tammy M is frustrated because her partner is constantly being disappointed by the experience of meeting other women who she wrongly assumes are also ninja lesbians when they refer to their significant other as their partner, only to reveal they're a dude. (Cue the *whomp whomp* sound effect). Both the hosts heartily agree with Tammy’s opinion that “partner” should be the sole property of the LGBTQ+ community, then talk excitedly about the existence of ninja lesbians.

Here’s how social media has reacted to the term "ninja lesbian".

As always social media had a ton of fun with the term. Keep scrolling to see some of our faves.