Jeff Whitty, the
gay author of the hit Broadway play Avenue Q, grew
tired of hearing Jay Leno's tired gay jokes. So he
decided to let the host of NBC's Tonight Show know
exactly why those jokes are in poor taste. What
follows is a letter he sent to Leno this past
week:
Dear Mr. Leno,
My name is Jeff
Whitty. I live in New York City. I'm a playwright and the
author of Avenue Q, which is a musical
currently running on Broadway. I've been watching your show
a bit, and I'd like to make an observation:
When you think of
gay people, it's funny. They're funny
folks. They wear leather. They like Judy
Garland. They like disco music. They're sort of
like Stepin Fetchit as channeled by Richard Simmons.
Gay people, to
you, are great material.
Mr. Leno, let me
share with you my view of gay people:
When I think of
gay people, I think of the gay news anchor who took a
tire iron to the head several times when he was vacationing
in St. Martin. I think of my friend who was visiting
Hamburger Mary's, a gay restaurant in Las Vegas, when
a bigot threw a smoke bomb filled with toxic chemicals
into the restaurant, leaving the staff and gay clientele
coughing, puking, and running in terror. I think of visiting
my gay friends at their house in the country, sitting
outside for dinner, and hearing, within hundreds of
feet of where we sat, taunting voices yelling
"Faggots!" I think of hugging my boyfriend goodbye for
the day on 8th Avenue in Manhattan and being mocked
and taunted by passing high school students.
When I think of
gay people, I think of suicide. I think of a countless
list of people who took their own lives because the world
was so toxically hostile to them. Because of the
deathly climate of the closet, we will never be able
to count them. You think gay people are great
material. I think of a silent holocaust that continues
to this day. I think of a silent holocaust that
is perpetuated by people like you, who seek to
minimize us and make fun of us and who I suspect
really, fundamentally wish we would just go away.
When I think of
gay people, I think of a brave group that has made
tremendous contributions to society, in arts, letters,
science, philosophy, and politics. I think of
some of the most hilarious people I know. I think
of a group that has served as a cultural guardian for
an ungrateful and ignorant America.
I think of a
group of people who have undergone a brave act of inventing
themselves. Every single out-of-the-closet gay person
has had to say, "I am not part of mainstream
society." Mr. Leno, that takes bigger balls than
stepping out in front of TV-watching America every
night. I daresay I suspect it takes bigger balls to come out
of the closet than anything you have ever done in your
life.
I know you know
gay people, Mr. Leno. Are they just jokes to you, to
be snickered at behind their backs? Despite the angry
tenor of my letter, I suspect you're a better man than
that. I don't bother writing letters to the "God
Hates Fags" people, or Donald Wildmon, or the
pope. But I think you can do better. I know
it's The Tonight Show, not a White House press
conference, but you reach a lot of people.
I caught your
show when you had a tired mockery of Brokeback
Mountain, involving something about a horse done
up in what you consider a "gay" way. Man, that's
dated. I turned the television off and felt pretty fucking
depressed. And now I understand your gay-baiting jokes
have continued.
Mr. Leno, I have
a sense of humor. It's my livelihood. And
being gay has many hilarious aspects to it--none of
which, I suspect, you understand. I'm tired of people
like you. When I think of gay people, I think of
centuries of suffering. I think of really, really
good people who've been gravely mistreated for a long time
now.
You've got to cut
it out, Jay.
Sincerely,
Jeff Whitty
New York, N.Y.