So-called condom
fatigue and blase attitudes toward sexual health have
presented American rubber companies with their biggest
challenge since Vaseline--namely: How to make
the humble sheath fashionable again? Instead of
finger-wagging and doom-mongering, the most progressive
manufacturers are appealing to our finer senses,
following Japan's lead (kitschy anime-inspired
condom graphics are commonplace there) and rebranding
prophylactics as desirable objets d'art. And
we're not talking glow-in-the-dark latex or
pina colada flavorings.
1 One condoms As a company catering directly to
gays, One has fully embraced the possibilities of condom
packaging, with more than 120 different designs, from
urban themes to its popular Pride Pack, with 12
whimsical wrappers (including one featuring an image
of Alexander the Great with the words "He was
One"). One plans to launch a line of dental
dams for the ladies in 2009. Available at
OneCondoms.com; $13.49 for a dozen
2 "Election Protection" condoms When
dating a Republican, whipping out an Obama condom
could be a deal breaker. Better keep an emergency
supply of McCain jimmy hats on hand. Also available are
condom wrappers bearing portraits of Ronald Reagan, Hillary
and Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and Richard Nixon.
Available at Condomania.com; $11.95 for a dozen
3 Ron English condoms Ron English's subversive
art has graced album covers (the Dandy Warhols'
Welcome to the Monkey House), films (Super
Size Me), and now rubbers. English's creepy
alien paintings may not be everyone's cup of tea in
the bedroom, but you'll definitely score
valuable points with the indie crowd. Available at
Condomania.com; $11.95 for a dozen