The
public's hunger for pretty young things remains
as insatiable as their idols' appetites for
sex, drugs, and liquid diets. It doesn't matter if
they're addled (Lindsay Lohan), unstable (Britney
Spears), or dumb (Anna Nicole), America always wants
more, and we'll forgive them anything.
We'll even look the other way regarding
homophobia and racism as long as they spew from the
shapely glossed lips of Paris Hilton.
Paris
Hilton's far-from-enlightened views on minorities
came to light in February when a grainy tape was
leaked to YouTube of the heiress unleashing nasty
epithets at a party. While she and sister Nicky were
dancing to Biggie Smalls, Hilton said we "are like
two [n words]." Elsewhere, both sisters
used the f word to refer to various men.
Surprisingly, the story didn't make
waves--typically any dumb Paris tale is news. The
tape was a tiny blip on Hilton's press reel rather than
a scandal because only the blogosphere seemed
interested; the mainstream media didn't touch
it. The whole thing died quicker than the
heiresses's album.
Web sites still
write about her drunken escapades, magazines
still photograph her unremarkable fashion sense, TV
still devotes airtime to her empty sound bites, but
almost no one denounces or even mentions her
tirade. The press was more offended by Hilton's
influence over the pre-meltdown Spears than with her
casual usage of the n and f bombs.
Ku Klux Kramer
(a.k.a. Michael Richards) has seen his career
implode; Mel "friend of Adolf" Gibson was
shut out of the Oscars; f dropper Isaiah Washington
endured a public whipping; and Tim "I hate gay
people" Hardaway lost his endorsement deals and
the All-Star Game. But Hilton? She continues to freely
stumble around Winston's and attend fancy
European balls; she emerges completely unscathed
for being just as hateful as all those famous men. Why?
"You're
dealing with a young lady who sells pictures, sells
magazines, keeps Web sites and blogs hopping,"
says Mark McCarthy, senior director of
communications for the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against
Defamation, which demanded an apology from Hilton after the
tape surfaced. "But it's completely
unacceptable."
McCarthy points
out there are two recordings of Hilton attacking not
only blacks and gays but Jews and Asians as well. And while
he's amazed at how little the press has
responded to the tape, excuse me, tapes, he and GLAAD
aren't surprised at the media darling's
response. "[GLAAD] spoke with [Hilton's
publicist] Elliot Mintz, and he informed us they were
not issuing a public statement or an apology," McCarthy
says. You'd think she'd have some 'splainin' to
do--Hilton served as grand marshal of the 2005
Los Angeles gay pride parade.
Presumably Mintz
knows his charge is just too valuable to the media for
them to call her on her hypocrisy and hatred. A Google
search for Paris Hilton brings up 6,819 results from
outlets including The Sydney Morning Herald, MSNBC.com, and The Baltimore Sun.But a search for
"Paris Hilton racist tirade" will
get you just one post from an obscure British
blog. Curious about what constitutes a news story about
Hilton? Her 26th birthday party was ruined because
Brandon Davis hurled plastic flowers at Paula Abdul.
The outpouring of
Paris Hilton coverage actually makes it easy to believe
that she, with her sheltered, privileged existence, would
utter such inanity. "That's probably why no
one's picked it up, because we expect this from
her," a friend said. Maybe, but I'm more
inclined to expect Hilton to think London is in France
and our president is George Clooney than express a
deep contempt for minorities. The way I see it,
naivete is a misdemeanor and hatred a
felony. In our demented world little girls idolize
Hilton and all that she stands for. Girls and quite a few
gay boys (remember that Out cover?) look at
this living Bratz doll and pray for her life of
surface pleasure and male attention. Now hatred is
rolled into that desirable lifestyle.
It seems Hilton
is simply too pretty, thin, rich, and, most important,
lucrative to be barred from the place she loves
most--the spotlight. She's been caught having
sex on camera, driving while drunk, getting high in a
car, gleefully ripping her peers to shreds, voicing her
hateful take on minorities, and nothing has dimmed her
marketability. Perhaps the only thing she can do to
make her name unprintable in respectable publications
is get old.