America's best cities for tops and bottoms, according to Squirt

Squirt.org, the gay cruising and hookup app, has unveiled the sexual habits and preferences of gay, bi, and curious men with Squirt Unloaded, its annual sexposé on what gays have been up to all year long.

There’s plenty of information on sexual preferences, cruising behaviors, sexual turn-ons, and the influence of porn and pop culture on our dating and hookup habits.

The company took a long, hard, deeply penetrating look at the stats and numbers to curate this list of Squirt’s Cruisiest Cities for Tops and Bottoms.

You can learn more at Squirt Unloaded's website (NSFW) but keep scrolling to learn which cities bottom out or come out on top.

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Most Tops #5: Seattle

Seattle tops out at number 5 on Squirt’s Cruisiest Cities for Tops in 2024, showing the local gays have found a way to pound away the hours on the city’s 152 rainy days per year.

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Most Tops #4: Jacksonville

Home of the Jacksonville Naval Air Station and the birthplace of the Blue Angels flying team, this Florida panhandle city flies high at number 4 on Squirt’s Cruisiest Cities for Tops in 2024.

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Most Tops #3: San Antonio

San Antonio comes at number 3 on Squirt’s Cruisiest Cities for Tops in 2024. The city is renowned for the last stands of Davy Crockett and other alpha males at the Alamo in 1836.

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Most Tops #2: San Francisco

San Francisco takes number 2 on Squirt’s Cruisiest Cities for Tops in 2024. With events like the Folsom Street Fair, let’s just say we are not surprised.

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Most Tops #1: Dallas

Everything is bigger (and girthier?) in Texas, which probably explains why the Lone Star state dominated at number 1 on Squirt’s Cruisiest Cities for Tops in 2024.

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Most Bottoms #5: Portland, OR

Portland bottoms out at number 5 on Squirt’s Cruisiest Cities for Bottoms in 2024. The locals are used to moist conditions, with an average of 153 rainy days per year.

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Most Bottoms #4: Denver

The Mile High City slipped into number 4 on Squirt’s Cruisiest Cities for Bottoms in 2024.

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Most Bottoms #3: Atlanta

Atlanta lived up to its sizzling hot Deep South reputation by powering its way to number 3 on Squirt’s Cruisiest Cities for Bottoms in 2024.

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Most Bottoms #2: Phoenix

Phoenix has a tight grip at number 2 on Squirt’s Cruisiest Cities for Bottoms in 2024. Phoenix had a record-breaking 113 days in a row with temperatures over 100 degrees Fahrenheit, which would make anyone want to lie prone for a while.

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Most Bottoms #1: Los Angeles

Los Angeles opens wide and takes top honors at number 1 on the Squirt’s Cruisiest Cities for Bottoms for 2024.

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